#little dove #because she’s a beautiful thing kept in a cage#little bird #because sandor sees her as someone he can only admire from afar#little flamingo #because flamingos are pink and she’s a redhead #little american bald eagle #because she’s a stark and starks are an endangered species by now#little preying mantis #because she seems relatively harmless until she does kung-fu #little flying squirrel #because she doesn’t seem to be capable of flight until whoah mothafukka she leaps from one tree and is airborne #sansa for all the avian metaphors
what do you mean you don’t like harry potter
are you feeling well
do you need to sit down
Happy Earth Day!! Isn’t nature beautiful?
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by nature.
(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.